Better than Mom's kisses

Ridge tried Nutella today and told me it was better than mom's kisses. I had to retort that nothing is better than mom's kisses. He replied that Nutella was in fact better and that I should get over it.

Dumb Parts

Holden said that a friend of his came over that had a hole in his head, the "friend" "told" Holden that he didn't know how he got the hole and that his parents took a look in the hole found a string and ended up pulling part of the kids brain out.
I said that I thought it was sad that his friends parents pulled out part of his brain and that I hoped he was okay. Holden replied that it was okay because the parents had pulled the "Dumb Part!" of the kids brain out.